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On the down low lovin I am a 35 yr old that looks 28 and very active. I love to snowboard wakeboard and go out. But I am looking to stay in with an attractive pette woman about 5'5" or under with a little or skinny frame. Breast don't matter to me :) Women Horny in Armada Michiganview 1 photo
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Horny Women Drewsey OR just starting hanesome guy looking for the right women lets get along 60 'foot 200 pounds work out every day well groom takes care of his body dark and lovely waiting on you Women Horny in Helen Georgiaview 7 photos
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don't read this :)I'm a schizophrenic psycho with multiple personalities. I'm a highly dominant ALPHA male, overbearing control freak. An egotistical megalomaniac with delusions of my own omnipotent greatness. One day I will rule the world with an iron fist, and enslaved the populace of all nations. I'm an overachieving underachiever with an inferiority complex so I spend most of my time overcompensating for all my shortcomings. I'm incredibly selfish, the world exists for my pleasure, all live simply to please me. I'm a wise ass with a slightly off center sense of humor. If you're uptight, or take yourself and life too seriously, I will drive you completely insane, because that would be a lot of fun :) Now for the boring lame stuff. Just like everyone else here, I like to have fun, bet that came as an unexpected surprise. Seriously, is there anyone living that doesn't like to have fun? Of course there is that old saying that one mans fun is another's hell. You might think that my idea of fun is weird, a little strange, maybe even mildly insane, and I might think that what you do for fun is weird, a little strange, or completely insane and can't believe that anyone thinks that is fun. But in my advancing years on this little planet I have learned a little secret, its not what you do but who you do it with that makes something fun. With the right person something like shoveling manure, doing taxes, and even a root canal can be an enjoyable and maybe even a very memorable experience, with the wrong person a trip to Disney World, winning the lottery, and even sex can be an adventure that you pray you will soon forget all the fun you had to endure. I like to laugh, who doesn't? Even Ebenezer Scrooge laughed from time to time. You might find my humor to be crude, vulgar, offensive, and devoid of anything remotely funny, and I might find your humor dry, pretentious, and lacking anything humorous. Either way I'm full of my brand of humor, its not all dick and boob jokes, I poke fun at all the body parts equally. I can get most people to laugh with me, and if I can't, I'm more than happy to do something to get you to laugh at me. I laugh at myself all the time, at least I think I'm funny, someone has to :) Everyone in more attractive when they smile, and laughter is the best medicine. Unless it hurts when you laugh, then you wouldn't want me anywhere around you. I like hanging out with my family and friends. I might be stuck with my family so its a really good thing that I like them. My friends are my friends because I like them, if I didn't like them I wouldn't them my friends, and I definitely wouldn't hang out with them. I don't think I have any enemies, but I'm not real sure about that, because they wouldn't be my friends so I wouldn't know them well enough to know if they hated me. I like music, another startling revelation I know! My breast is savage and music soothes it, or is it beast? I have my favorites, everybody does. I've found that if I listen to something enough times it grows on me and I like it, it might not make it to the top of my play list, but I can enjoy listening to anything for a while. There is something completely primal about live music, weather its Mrs. Smith singing Amazing Grace at church, a thundering drum solo at a rock concert, a couple old chubby guys singing the blues at a bar on the weekend, Trans-Siberian Orchestra at christmas, the singer of a metal band growling something you cant quite understand, its all good if you ask me. If you haven't learned to enjoy it for what it is, you don't know what your missing. I've written more than I can expect you to read, so if you've made it this far, say hi :) or move on to the next guy, he's way cuter anyway. and just to see who pays attention, put "I'M SPAM!" in the subject line :) Have a great day! Women Horny in Youngtown Arkansasizonaview 7 photos
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Looking for some fun!!!! my name is traci i'm 20. i like to go crazy,party,hangout,im up to do about any thing,im just a fun outgoing person. i love to be out side and on the go. Women Horny in Cannon Afb New Mexicoview 7 photos
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married and horny I am married never been with a female. I just want the chance to try it. Women Horny in Pilgrim Kentuckyview 6 photos
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Looking for my country girlSo here I am looking for love on CL....hahahaha...I figured it was worth a shot... So a little about me I am , dark hair, hazel eyes, I do have a somewhat bigger build, if thats not your thing, now you know..certainly not a GQ model, but am told I am an attractive guy. I'm very clean, good hygiene, clean cut average guy. I love the outdoors, I like to camp and fish, though I haven't been in awhile.. I enjoy the country, I hope to have some land one day, I used to work on a large wheat farm when I was younger and do miss that very much. in the summer months I do dabble in hay, I have a friend that has alot of ground and I help him cut and bale and haul it... I like my tractors... im a john deere nerd, have alot of green around my place :)..... I primarily listen to country, though I do like most kinds of music, just not hard HARD rock screamo stuff... I have a truck, I can work on it, I can change my oil, can fix stuff... you know... kinda handy... So I am looking for a woman that has her life together. By that I mean, you have a home, you have a job, you have a car, you pay your bills you know.... together. I have never been married, and have no children, though it doesnt bother me if you have been or have children, I do like them. I need a great sense of humor, someone honest, trustworthy, loyal, affectionate, caring... all stuff I thought was standard, but I have found is not. I prefer woman that are average to slender build, now I am being honest and telling you my preferences.... I dont want a bunch of hate mail telling me I am a superficial jerk.... I was honest, I just ask that you be in return. I am also a healthy male, I enjoy sex..... on a regular basis no less... I know... crazy right?.. I would like to find a woman that doesnt attack me and tell me I am a piece of crap because I was honest... so If the subject makes you all stuffy and pissy, more than likely isnt going to work... however if you do... great :) I fully well realize that there is more to a relationship than sex, but it is a very important part of a healthy relationship...so.. there ya go...... I would say I am open to anyone 21 to 35ish? I havent had much luck with younger women, just at a different place in life it seems, but I am open to being shown otherwise..... So I guess if any of this sounds interesting to you, send me an email.... tell me about yourself, what your looking for and a picture or two would be great. I have plenty and am happy to reply with mine. So I know your real, please put the name of Spokane's Arena Football team in the subject line... alot of spam out there.. hope to hear from someone.. Women Horny in Chest Springs Pennsylvaniaview 3 photos
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I aim to please. It's all about you baby. Women Horny in Acton Californiaview 2 photos
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